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I *get* to be on a clear liquid diet all day today! Know why? You guessed it…I am having a colonoscopy done tomorrow <\/b><\/span>afternoon<\/b><\/span><\/i>. Ya…you saw that right…it’s not even in the morning! I am lucky enough to have to wait <\/b><\/span>even<\/b><\/span><\/i> <\/b><\/span>longer<\/b><\/span><\/i> to eat or drink anything! Oh well…things could be a heck of a lot worse. I’m just dreading having to start the prep kit (or crap kit…as I call it) this afternoon. It’s not the *going* part that I’m worried about…it’s having to drink the powered<\/b><\/span> poo<\/b><\/span><\/i> mix!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Wish me luck on this wonderful journey I have ahead of me tonight!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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